Friday, July 30, 2010

Mammoth Mammoth

Australia has always been a land of finely-crafted music and compositions.

AC/DC
Buffalo
Today, Mammoth Mammoth valiantly carries the task of being awesome. How do I know that?

Because of this (from their website):


"WE ARE THE LOUDEST AND GREATEST BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. WE ROCK SO HARD THAT SOMETIMES IT CONFUSES US. WE THINK, "JESUS H CHRIST! WHAT WAS THAT?!" BECAUSE THE SIZE OF THE ROCK THAT WE MANAGE TO PRODUCE TRANSCENDS WHAT THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN MENTALLY TAKE IN. THE CEREBRAL CORTEX SHUTS DOWN.

WHERE AS SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SEE THIS AS A PROBLEM. WE, MAMMOTH MAMMOTH SEE IT AS THE ULTIMATE POSITIVE. IT IS WHAT SETS US APART FROM THE MEL & KIMS, SLAYERS AND MIDNIGHT OILS. IT IS WHAT MAKES US TRULY MAMMOTH.

FOR TO BE TRULY MAMMOTH BOTH IN SIZE AND IN SOUND, EACH MEMBER OF THE UNITED FORCE THAT IS MAMMOTH MAMMOTH MUST BE TRULY WILLING TO BLEED. BLEED FROM THE FINGERS, FACE AND GOAT BAG. THEY MUST BE WILLING TO PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY PUNISH THEMSLEVES IN ORDER TO BRING OUT THE INNER MAMMOTH.

WE ARE MAMMOTH. FUCKING MAMMOTH. WE WILL DESTROY. WE HAVE IN THE PAST (666BC) AND WE SHALL DO SO AGAIN IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.

WHETHER THE WORLD IS READY FOR US IS A DIFFERENT STORY.

FUCK EM. WE ARE MAMMOTH.

BIGGER THAN JESUS. LOUDER THAN HELL!"


Hells Yes. 

http://www.myspace.com/mammothxmammoth

They have an EP and an LP out, both of which I have the utmost inexplicable admiration for.  They're respectively called "Mammoth Mammoth" and "Mammoth". How could you not like that?

Long live the Mammoth!

JNCT

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