The best thing I like about Halloween is that I have an excuse to listen to the Misfits' Monster Mash without shame (apparently they started sucking when Danzig left? Nice of the music press to inform me of that after years of listening to Famous Monsters... meh. You know what, AV club? Go cook yourself an egg).
The second best thing is getting a mix from Flavio. It kicks ass. GET IT HERE!
Other than that, I'm the grouchy old man that doesn't give you candy when you ring at his door. I've half-assed my costumes for the past two years (I wasn't even doing halloween any year before that), and I don't like getting scared.
What really makes me excited is dumb ridiculous senseless laidback things and beers. Which is why, next Halloween, I'll be staying home, trying to lure my trickortreater friends into watching Plan 9 with me and drink weird allegedly pumpkin flavored beer.
Ok I'm done. If you've made it through this rant, here's a r e w a r d. kind of.
" ... In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country, Where Moose Roam Free And Pine Grow To The Sky, The Mighty Mammoth Shall Be King ..."
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