Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Allmusic

Looking for new music is an activity that has recently reached the stage of unhealthy obsession, and the internet seriously didn't help.

I have to admit that it started nicely. The (very famous) music listening program (that doesn't fall far from the tree) I use has a built browser that allows easy access to review and biographies, which include lists of similar artists. I don't remember which countless bands were discovered during nights of music exploration, but there were definitely many and I don't regret any hour that I wasted on there.

But like anything in this entire universe, AyToons has some obvious problems. The main one, for me, was the absence of any AC/DC information. There, at the bottom of each review, each biography, I thought I had found the culprit: Allmusic.

How could something pretending to cover all music not have AC/DC? 

The answer to this futile question doesn't really matter. The important part is that this led me to allmusic. 

This website is evil. Beautifully evil. Reviews are long, links are numerous, exploration endless. They do give arbitrary ratings to the music, but  I have to admit I've mostly agreed with them over the years (mostly). They cover, well, all music (try to guess what allmovie & allgame are about) and do a pretty good job at it. Articles are sometimes interesting, and their news selection is honest, but that's not really what they're there for. They're there to expand your musical horizons - like that other guy would say, to infinity and beyond. 


Well that was mildly interesting. I said I'd write this though, so here it is. Maybe I'll change it soon.

JNCT


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Monday, March 22, 2010

"From the depths of the Axolotl's nest"


Seeing Flavio's tendency to review only very recent releases, I wondered if I would be able to overcome my fascination for the sixties/seventies and present an album that wasn't from those decades (or too obviously inspired by them) but that I still felt strongly enough about.

The best I could find was Dinosaur Jr.'s Beyond.

2007 was an interesting year for music. Take one of the most questionable things to do for a band (i.e. reforming after more than a decade), and apply it to the following: The Stooges and Dinosaur Jr (ironically enough, J Mascis - Dino's guitar/singer - is responsible for both those reunions). The former helped define rock music, both as a way of life and as an artistic product, while the latter helped it go through/recover from the very painful eighties. Were they still going to have something interesting to record after respectively 34 and 19 years of abscence?

Oh yes. In fact, I like The Weirdness (Stooges') and Beyond better than both bands' original work. Picking your favorite is a personal matter - mine happens to be this one...


Dinosaur Jr.

Beyond
2007, Fat Possum Records

... and this image shows the first reason: by putting a guy sinking/being eaten by a couch on the cover, I knew these people, whoever they are, were going somewhere interesting. 

To many (too many) J is the slacker. A living definition of that word - Allmusic & Pitchfork for once agree on the  adjective with quintessential. I can't deny I thought that was a good thing, a first step towards having something in common with that guy. Because his guitar work literally melted my brains out, and their songwriting was a perfect mix of melody and agressivity. Not the classical Nirvana mellow-loud dynamics, but a slightly more contemplative philosophy that suggests there still is a chance.
 
Just like the monotonous Massachusetts winter will end at some point, something good is bound to happen. At some point. If you wait long enough. 

The opening song, Almost Ready possesses this incredible (I'm weighting my words carefully here) drive, drenched in fuzz and muscular guitars. A fluid, so good it's almost painful solo is followed by drooling lyrics, courtesy of Massachusetts' own guitar hero, the so-lazy-he-nicknamed-himself-with-one-letter J. Go back and forth between the fuzziness and witty/emotional verbal nonchalance, and end with a mash-up of unrelated sounds. The other pieces have a healthy variation of rhythm, texture and lenght, making the album coherent but not repetitive, surprising but not (too) overwhelming. Like a good surprise in a familiar place.

Live, his face is most of the time obscured by an impressive silver hair. Like a cool Gandalf (Ents on their last album's cover!) who went to college in 80's Massachusetts, studied whatever required the biggest amount of bullshit (and was succesful at it) then went for a sparkly purple Jazzmaster rather than a wand, like a badass Dumbledore, the man mysteriously nicknamed the electric veal by Rock n Folk pushes the limits of what used to be called alternative music towards a (mostly) mind-bending blissed apocalypse of loud guitars.

A common criticism, and one of the reasons that tore the band appart in the 80's, is that sadly enough J's guitar proficiency supposedly involves some sort of megalomania, which isn't helped by the fact that he writes and sings most of the songs. To hell with that: when you make an album as good as this one, it was worth going through 19 years of separation, at least for your audience. And even if J is a very important member of Dinosaur Jr., Lou (bass) and Murph (drums) do a very impressive job. It's not easy being the two dudes playing with the 3 (or 4? 5? !!) Marshall stacks man. Where J is a monster of power and inventivity, Lou & Murph, also sporting monosyllabic names, provide a more than necessary backbeat, a driving rhythm for J to roam freely and produce what seems to be some of the most daring solos in modern rock music. Consider Neu's Hallogallo, turn the mood knob from relaxed to eternal disappointment, go from the German Autobahn to the Northeastern winter forest road on a sunny cold day, and abandon some machine-esque efficacity for some overwhelming emotion expresed through soaring guitars rather than smooth filtered layers of waves, and you might get an idea of what Beyond sounds like (where rhythm is underlying but still essential). Ironically enough, there still is so much beyond that.



One could wonder what brought those three back together. Here's my hypothesis: J wondered how he would make his day useful, and found Lou's phone number on an old piece of parchment that had been delivered by a trained hawk. The following ensued:

Hypothetical Phone Call between J and Lou: 

2005 or something. 

"So... Lou... erm.... yeah listen I was wondering if you wanted to play with Murph. I just got a new Marshall stack and I think it would sound good for Dino songs.

- Yeah? erm... let me think

(4 minute silence during which Lou makes eating lucky charms sounds)

wait what?

- I want to jam with you and Murph again.

- Ha! finally got you to admit it!
- You're such a kid.

- Probably. We'll figure something out next time we run into each other at Whole Foods. Hey, if Thurston's there with us again maybe we can have coffee. Maybe even lunch at Atkins. Our kids can make a music video for the next Sonic Youth single.

-Sounds good Lou. See you tomorrow."

This probably isn't what happened. But honestly, I don't really care. Nevermind reality, these guys came up with my favorite album of the 2000's. One that packs a punch, but satisfies a need for reassurance that there is optimism in this world, even if it's quite inactive. One with a good opener, a good ending, and a good everything-in-between. Hopefully all of this was enough to convince you to try it. I hope you like it as much as I did.


If the best I could find was the Dinosaur Jr. - a band formed in the mid eighties, with influences including early 80's punk but also very largely 60's & 70's references like Young and Sabbath - reunion album, then it's a good thing Flavio contributes to this blog: at least one of us will be on top of his releases. If it's hard to find what you like in the sea of lesser known golden time gems, it seems to be even harder to know what you'll like in the internet-obscured ocean of recent releases. Subtitle:  If the web doesn't always have what you need, it always has more than too much of what you don't need.


I'm never using a sentence I brought up during a bar argument again.


By The Way, Here is an Axolotl. Hope it Helps: 



JNCT

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Deathfest!

Death " ... For The Whole World To See"



Drag City, 2009 (originally issued in 1974)


'Tis a tale o' three brave lads from the merry town of Detroit: David, Bobby, and Dannis Hackney. The three boys, courageous as can be, decided to form a band of the most glorious persuasion, reinterpreting what their elders (by a few years) of the MC5 or the Stooges had presented to the world to express their rage and frustration.

Don Davis was pleased with what he heard, and decided that a band such as Death should not be left unrecorded. After an adventure, United Studios were made the band's headquarters', and songs now regrouped on ... For The Whole World To See were recorded. A few LPs were issued, then the record slowly fell in the abysses of commercial oblivion. 

Skip forward 35 years: the few copies of this record have attained a legendary status, collectors asking for prices ridiculously high for a circular slab of plastic. Drag City, sensing the commercial opportunity (or actually considering the disk musically worth reissuing ?) decides to re-edit the LP in 2009, making this album enjoyable by all willing to give it a shot. 

And you should.


Death's obvious affiliations to the bands mentioned above should be enough to interest any appreciator of fast and raucous rock'n'roll. However, their main feat is the ability to transcend the then developing punk format: of course, their album is only twenty-six minutes and nineteen seconds long, with most of the album being played with the metronome around what seems to be 130 bpm. "Politicians In My Eyes" is obvious in its engaged statements, and what would later become classic punk beats and hooks are present here. But throw in a drum solo here, a little melody there, slow the tempo a couple of times, give this riff a little groove, and all this "proto-punk" stuff hits you in the face ten times harder than the Sex Pistols ever did. One might even add that not only does this album makes the connoisseur's delight, it also serves as a rockin' introduction to the one that stumbles upon the treasures of seventies Detroit music. Which you've heard here before: I'm definitely trying to introduce varied subscenes of musical history through this blog.

Of course, the formula has been exhausted to death (...) by more recent bands. Green Day, Blink 182 and other Offspings have sucked the life out of rock-inflicted punk and turned it into this questionnable enterprise (that I'll sometimes enjoy, for middle school nostalgia's sake). Rest assured, honorable reader of this scarcely visited website,  that Death were close to the first, and if calling them the best is a matter of personnal opinion, then I'll call them the artistically honest: they refused to change their name, losing them a deal with Columbia, and accepted to wait 35 years to see their record decently released. 

Probably their best move: the fact that this record comes out only today is like a big, smiling, ironic middle finger to all the people who make music without any soul or integrity today: "Here's how you're supposed to do it, you dumbnut". Hopefully they'll understand. 



Hey, look, the cover art is killer!

Death... killer artwork... get it?

Sorry.

JNCT

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Monday, March 8, 2010

ToonSpork

I should've explained why exactly I don't consider Pitchfork to be as good as Allmusic. There are a few reasons:

first of all, they don't cover as much ground as Allmusic (who is only 6 years older), may it be stylistically (let's be honest: they review hip music) or chronologically (they refuse to review albums that haven't been issued or reissued during their relatively short existence).

second, Pitchfork doesn't provide as much connections between artists as most review websites do. The internet allows you to put artists just a click away from each other, why would you not use that option? Being someone who uses review websites primarily to find similar musicians/read biographies, Pitchfork is more of a well designed distraction than anything useful.

third, they may offer fancier things than Allmusic, such as countless lists, videos... but in the end, its all pretty much fancy nonsense: lists are good mostly for late night friendly arguing (have you ever honestly agreed on a list with someone else?) and video streaming is painful (might be my connection - still, painful).

Three problems with me trashing Pitchfork and comparing them to Allmusic:

-I still visit the 'fork regularly, meaning they're not totally uninteresting: indeed they aren't! See previous article for explanations.
-I link to their reviews: that's for you folks out there who like Pitchfork. I can respect that.
-For the sake of positivity, these posts should say why Allmusic is good, rather than why Pitchfork isn't really.

To justify myself of those decisions, these posts will be uploaded soon:

-A rant trashing the Rolling Stones
-A post concerning Allmusic

For the following respective reasons:

-As you might have noticed, it feels good to rant
-Because they deserve to be mentioned before Pitchfork on more than just Wikipedia

 Until then, do the same things you used to do before. Just listen to music at the same time. And try to make your own mind about it.

JNCT

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Principle Of Maximum Confusion

On this beautiful sunny day were I should be outside enjoying the fresh air, I have decided to sit at my desk and stare at my computer for a while. For my defense, my window's open and I do have a nice view, so all is not lost.

In any event, this early Spring weather somehow made me think of Mclusky.

Mclusky: 

"Mcluskyism: A Sides"
Too Pure Records, 2006



Mclusky...

Let's put it this way: If you have ever craved something agressive, yet that retains enough melody to not just sound like a record of bacon frying, Mclusky will satisfy that. And so much more.

Making nonsensical shouted/yelled lyrics ("We take more drugs than a touareg funk band"? Really?) meet with gnarly guitars and awesome pop hooks, this compilation of A sides from the three Welsh men that make up Mclusky is quite glorious.

Starting with the 1 minute and 12 seconds Joy, this record is clear as to what its going to offer you: not necessarily joy, but badly distorted guitars, drum and bass playing a skeletal version of Ramones songs with some of the greatest lyrics ever written being harshly thrown at you. However, saying that Mclusky is about noise is about as wrong as saying that AC/DC is a metal band. Underneath all the yelling and the constant sonic attack, these guys have come up with some of the greatest melodic hooks I've heard in a while, some maxed-out version of the Strokes if they had decided be a punk band and were a tad more into the Monty Pythons.

Highlights in this album are numerous, and will provide some awesome (albeit confusing for people not familiar with Mclusky's oeuvre) material for late-night street drunk singing. Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues should be the Blitzkrieg Bop of the 00's, powerful, noisy, catchy: 110 seconds of blissful agression that will leave your neck hurting and your throat oh how very happily soar.

To Hell With Good Intentions will act as an evil little brother to the previous song: slower tempo, which allow an understanding of the words being thrown at you. Watch out though: the lyrics don't make more sense than in the previous songs. Still, you will more than gladly yelp them loudly when the opportunity arises.

Alan Is A Cowboy Killer, following those two songs (pretty evil trio there) distills drops of calmness in the ocean of glorious cheap distortion that is Mclusky. That's only to surprise you even more when yelling comes back, convincing you that Alan indeed is a cowboy killer.

All the other songs also are worth your utmost attention. Mclusky gives faith in this dark (even though today is still sunny) musical era, because Mcluskyism proves that you can still make original music today without being too proficient technically or technologically. Kick the computer out, plug that damn thing in, turn it to 11 and play (that Mclusky doesn't get the recognition it deserved, and still deserves (even thought the band has sadly broken up), is what's wrong).

-Note to Invading Aliens: Avoid This Town Like This Town Avoided Us
-Note to self: Be A Wreck By Half Past Ten. Be Strong. Be Proud. Be Able. Be Charmed.



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Drowned In Sound Review - Couldn't agree more with the last paragraph

In a world were musicians would get what they deserve, Mcluskyism would be a religion.


JNCT


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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The utensil for a hole in the ground

What is Pitchfork worth?

Probably not much. Sure, I'll try reading whatever they throw at me, but that's mostly because I'll already have looked at anything new on Allmusic, went through all the usual blogs and spent a while looking at babies with laser eyesdogs with glasses and allmighty xkcd, but still didn't want to work.

A secondary reason to check Pitchfork is that they have a web designer that kind of knows what he's doing. Some organization decision are arguable, but my general impression is that it's probably the music review website that's the most nicely done. Not great, but compared to some other websites with god-awful loading times or murkiness, I can live with it.


No, mostly, the best argument for Pitchfork is Mark Richardson, their managing editor. So what if he gave a 9.6 to Merriweather Post Pavillion, his Resonant Frequency column keeps on making very interesting points, if not making my head explode in awe. I don't necessarily agree with him or share his music tastes (very far from that), which moves him from the status of interesting to fiendishly wicked journalist.
Anyways, stop reading my boring opinion and make your own mind about Richardson:

Resonant Frequency

A good one

Mr. Richardson's Blog

Remember the Lion? He -would- like an ice cream.

JNCT

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Monday, March 1, 2010

Sundown In The New Arcade (Milky Way Echo)

Sinoia Caves 

"The Enchanter Persuaded"
2006, Brah Records (Jagjaguwar)



The place I'm writing this post from is far, far too bright.

The Caves' music is meant to be listened in a dark place. Not pitch black, no, rather a room faintly illuminated by a computer screen or a muted TV. If I were the kind of person who spent his primary school years playing strategy computer games, I'd say this music is the best soundtrack to an epic college dorm room nostalgia-induced Age Of Empires II all nighter. Since that's not me, I'll just stick to saying that "The Enchanter Persuaded" is an album with quite ethereal qualities (...).

Assembled by Black Mountain's own bleeps'n'swooshes master Jeremy Schmidt, this CD (...please issue a vinyl version... ) is obviously separated into 2 types of songs: long, layered, lethargic Klaus Schulze style galactic vagabonding, and shorter pieces that actually have time signatures. Both will satisfy the Virgin-era Tangerine Dream/10,000 Hz Legend Air fans willing to make their ears feel lost on either an infinite foggy plain or in a dense, ancient forest in the springtime (think Lord of the Rings Ent territory). Combined, these 50 minutes of music will probably make you imagine weird things. Awesome Weird things.

Of course, this 2006 album is pure revivalism (although I've never heard someone actually make music that reminded me of Age of Empires), and references will be obvious to anyone familiar with, say,  early 70's German electronics or any other obscure niche of moody synthesized music. Those people should still consider giving the Sinoia Caves a chance, because Schmidt's tribute to the aforementioned golden era masters is an interesting and summarizing one. For the same reasons, it'll serve as a perfect introduction for the ones not yet familiar with the world of rhythm-less electronic music.

In a few words, The Enchanter Persuaded is up there with Tangerine Dream's Ricochet, and even if it might not be equally good or innovative, it's honorable try: for that, Schmidt's efforts should be acknowledged.

As much as I would have liked to invent the post's title, it's actually the fifth track's name. 



Yogradius' Review
Dusted Magazine's review
Allmusic Sinoia Caves page (no review)

JNCT

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